This website was built without a grant from Allerdale Borough Council, (They spent all their money on Maryport's Christmas Lights) and is made with 100% natural, organic ingredients.
Several pints of cider were consumed in the making of this site.
No animals were injured or killed, not even Glendale.
WARNING : May contain traces of nuts.
NB: Extensive research into the History of Maryport was carried out prior to being totally ignored by the webmaster..